Condensation narratives: contributions

This beauty is from TheatreSports legend, oldest friend, and fellow-blogger, Megan:

who just answrd yr phone? gt thm to gve u ths! We r ova. no longer facebook friends.

I discovered this SMS poem in Urdu, you will find more of these here.

Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi

Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi,
Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi,
Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi,
Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi………

Urdu speakers are invited to come over and translate it for us. In the meantime, I imagine it says the following:

ltl darling, itz Bin a lng cold lonely wNtR
ltl darling, it fElz lIk yr.z since it’s Bin hEr
hEr cumz d sun, hEr cumz d sun
& i sA it’s aL rght

English:

Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter
Little darling, it feels like years since it’s been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
And i say it’s all right.

Got more Condensation narratives?